If somebody let you choose your own new S4 for free......

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02/28/2016 at 12:31 • Filed to: None

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How would you spec it?

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I’d have mine in Mythos Black Metallic, with the 7-Speed DSG, Technology package, Sports dif and the adapting suspension. All for $56, 475. (Yes, I would have the automatic one, the DSG is amazing.)

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DISCUSSION (77)


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:39

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Like this.

*runs*


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:39

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Sepang Blue Premium Plus with the 6MT, adaptive dampers, TVD, black optics package, tech package, and lunar silver leather. All for just $56,725.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > MLGCarGuy
02/28/2016 at 12:39

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ewwww get out


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:40

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The configurator for the new S4 isn’t available yet. But I’d take mine in black with ash interior.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:41

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If you haven’t driven one, then you don’t realize how horrible they are.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:41

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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:42

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Premium Plus, Sepang Blue, red interior, manual transmission, alum trim, sport diff, and the first aid kit


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Chasaboo
02/28/2016 at 12:42

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I have and I loved it.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/28/2016 at 12:43

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get out


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:43

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As expensive as possible for max resale value.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > yamahog
02/28/2016 at 12:43

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lol, what resale value?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:46

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whatever’s left when I immediately sell it and pocket the rest. S4 just doesn’t do it for me. Way too tasteful!


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:47

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I can haz wagon?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
02/28/2016 at 12:48

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absolutely, haha


Kinja'd!!! CALUSA > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:48

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Shame that you can’t get the nice wheels with the black optic pack.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:48

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White, beige or dark red leather, DSG.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:49

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With an R in front of it.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:49

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan
02/28/2016 at 12:49

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Yessssssssss DSG!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CALUSA
02/28/2016 at 12:50

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I know, I hate the ones that come with it. I’d prefer it with the potato peeler wheels.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
02/28/2016 at 12:50

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you get out also


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:51

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No I’ll stay.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
02/28/2016 at 12:52

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no you will leave, with arch duke and mlg.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:52

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EAT FARTS


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
02/28/2016 at 12:52

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you first


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:53

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/28/2016 at 12:54

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Teehee, I have the sport model not the pleb one.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 12:56

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Good gearbox - and among other reasons, SigOther can’t (and won’t) drive stick.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Steve in Manhattan
02/28/2016 at 12:58

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Driving stick in Manhattan also sounds like hell, haha.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:00

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What makes it sporty


Kinja'd!!! scoob > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:00

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/28/2016 at 13:01

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It says sport. Duh.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LongbowMkII
02/28/2016 at 13:03

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Kinja'd!!! CALUSA > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:04

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Lol, prefer those as well!


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:07

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I’d like my S4 specced like this, thank you very much.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:07

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A B7 that was squirreled away in some rural German Audi dealership.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:07

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that is the 1.8T sport tho


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/28/2016 at 13:08

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I have no idea.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:09

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(joking), I’d spec mine with the DSG, Moonlight blue metallic, brown leather, and the 5-spoke rims.

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Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/28/2016 at 13:09

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Y U NO BMW


Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:11

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The only reason the S4 is even still relevant is because it’s one of the very few AWD sports sedans still offered with a manual. They havent REALLY changed it in a dog’s age. I’d love to have one with a manual, but without it, why not get something newer.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:14

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The S4 is ‘TBC’ on the U.K. site. I can spec an A4 but seems the S4 isn’t configurable on the site just yet.

So I will take a Skoda Octavia vRS, 2.0TSi 220ps manual.

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The equivalent A4 2.0TFSi 6 speed is £3,000 more and 30ps down on the Octy.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:14

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Stick and wagon if it's possible cuz unicorn status, all the sports nonsense, and all the things.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > pjhusa
02/28/2016 at 13:20

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Noooo it's not. The picture you posted is however.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:20

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Not really an issue, because the only reason to use the car would be to get out of the city.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/28/2016 at 13:21

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Sport suspension from the GLI. Front and rear sway bars and lower I think.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:24

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with the new turbo engine, you cant get the manual anymore anyways


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:27

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With the DSG, I hear too many good things about it. Also Vancouver traffic is horrifying.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:32

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Okay then.


Kinja'd!!! In a Mini; let them mock me as My Mini Countryman is higher than you > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:39

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DONE:

http://shop.ford.com/build/mustang/…


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 13:40

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I’d spec mine like this:

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pjhusa
02/28/2016 at 13:44

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Because the new ones suck


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/28/2016 at 13:50

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pjhusa
02/28/2016 at 14:00

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Eh, doesn’t do it for me.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/28/2016 at 14:10

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can we at least agree on this?

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Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 14:21

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Viper Green. Manual (if they even offer it).

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Just Viper green would be fine, really.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 14:33

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Estoril Blue, DSG, Carbon interior trim, same wheels as you, cross stitch bucket seats.


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 15:03

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The S4 is one of those rare cars where the automatic is CLEARLY better than the manual. When I worked at Audi, I hated the feel of the stick. Slushbox.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > CounterTorqueSteer
02/28/2016 at 15:09

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Agreed, it’s a much better transmission in every aspect.


Kinja'd!!! touring the brook - now with ZHP! > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 15:36

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I dunno. I quite like the new B9 A4, but if we have to do the S4, I’ll do a Premium Plus with the Auto in Ibis White with the sport diff.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > pjhusa
02/28/2016 at 15:46

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That's not a new one so it doesn't count.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 16:47

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Pretty similar to yours except added the black optics package, plus I’d go get the windows tinted as dark as possible.

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$62K plus tinting.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/28/2016 at 16:51

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Car companies should really offer tint as a dealer installed or factory option.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 16:53

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I agree, I feel like there are very few dealers that do still. I haven’t run into one in a long time, and even then I think it was just something that they could/would do if you really wanted it.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/28/2016 at 16:57

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I believe BMW did it for the 7-Series a few years ago, but I haven’t heard much else.

I’m also surprised that the DSG is so popular in this thread. I honestly think it’s easily twice as good as the manual.....


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 19:24

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Spotted today. I’ve seen him around. It’s wrapped.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
02/28/2016 at 19:33

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Whoaaa, that’s funky. Not a fan of the Ultrasport wheels though.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 19:46

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I think those are his winters (winter in Seattle ha ha) because I've seen it on some set of Vox or something similar


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
02/28/2016 at 19:47

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Huh, what do you think of it haha?


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 19:49

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Not bad. A little for my taste and the matte gives it an orange look. But to each their own.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 20:07

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I think given that it’s an S Audi and their modern manuals have a rep for being a little lackluster and the autos being top notch, I’m not overly surprised. Being that it’s Oppo though, it is a little shocking.


Kinja'd!!! bmil128 > jkm7680
02/29/2016 at 00:00

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When I bought mine I couldn’t find one in the color I wanted with a sports diff so I went without it. However installing a bigger rear sway bar and end links as I just did eliminates the problem of understeer for the most part. I also understand the sports diff repair cost if it fails greatly outweighs the $1100 for the initial upgrade.


Kinja'd!!! samssun > jkm7680
02/29/2016 at 22:01

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I would spec it as an RS, with a manual, so I can have fun AND be faster


Kinja'd!!! TheOnelectronic > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
03/01/2016 at 18:29

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I had a B8 S4 with the stick and it was phenomenal. Better than my 335i was.

Every VW or Audi I’ve driven with the DSG has been worse for it.


Kinja'd!!! Andrew > jkm7680
03/01/2016 at 18:44

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American version:

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Canadian version(since I live there):

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Interior is the same on both, also I did two different ones cause you Americans can’t these beautiful 5-spoke rims.


Kinja'd!!! Andrew > TheHondaBro
03/01/2016 at 18:56

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Love these


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > jkm7680
03/01/2016 at 19:12

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Daytona gray, red leather inserts, black optics, sport diff, adaptive damping...and 6MT.